MARITIME & SYNTAX REPAIR — Unisex Heavyweight T-shirt
For that writer in your life seeking to repair his dinghy or syntax, this humorous and thick (like our literary critics) structured tee is also super soft and breathable. Big conversation starter at book conventions, whaling vessels or Oxford. Ahab's Maritime & Syntax Repairs boasts that its world headquarters are in the scenic home of The Basin Valley Murder Mystery series, many miles from the ocean, or, for that matter, monkeys. The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt is made of 100% ring-spun cotton.
• 100% ring-spun cotton (in case you forgot from the previous sentence that this was made of 100% ring-spun cotton)
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle top-stitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• No monkeys, or, that we know of, humans or T-shirt-making aliens from outer space or other dimensions, were harmed in the production of this show-stopping garment.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
For that writer in your life seeking to repair his dinghy or syntax, this humorous and thick (like our literary critics) structured tee is also super soft and breathable. Big conversation starter at book conventions, whaling vessels or Oxford. Ahab's Maritime & Syntax Repairs boasts that its world headquarters are in the scenic home of The Basin Valley Murder Mystery series, many miles from the ocean, or, for that matter, monkeys. The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt is made of 100% ring-spun cotton.
• 100% ring-spun cotton (in case you forgot from the previous sentence that this was made of 100% ring-spun cotton)
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle top-stitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• No monkeys, or, that we know of, humans or T-shirt-making aliens from outer space or other dimensions, were harmed in the production of this show-stopping garment.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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