Protect your clothes. Protect your dignity. Protect your standing as one of Planet Earth's great frankfurter cookers AND author of noble and catchy songs about wieners. This strap apron boasts of an easy tie-back fit that keeps you comfortable whilst you sing to your victims... er — diners: "It's all I took, I wrote a book, I like to eat half of all I cook..."
• Size: 31.5″ × 25.6″ (80 cm × 65 cm)
• Comfortable tie-back closure
• One size fits most unless you're like a big giant Old Testament Nephilim with size 150 feet or something
• Consider buying two so you can also protect your backside because you know how people (for instance, my Aunt Tweedie) like to pinch heinies after a few beers at a barbecue.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 Years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Protect your clothes. Protect your dignity. Protect your standing as one of Planet Earth's great frankfurter cookers AND author of noble and catchy songs about wieners. This strap apron boasts of an easy tie-back fit that keeps you comfortable whilst you sing to your victims... er — diners: "It's all I took, I wrote a book, I like to eat half of all I cook..."
• Size: 31.5″ × 25.6″ (80 cm × 65 cm)
• Comfortable tie-back closure
• One size fits most unless you're like a big giant Old Testament Nephilim with size 150 feet or something
• Consider buying two so you can also protect your backside because you know how people (for instance, my Aunt Tweedie) like to pinch heinies after a few beers at a barbecue.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 Years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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