Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

from $21.50
Ain't it the truth? Who knows. Perhaps if you wear this when you're in a tea shop, enjoying a great book ("The Melancholy Samurai"/"Naked Came The Novelist") you'll bump into, if not your life's soulmate, than a lonely billionaire who's looking to adopt. Thick (the T-shirt, not you), super soft and breathable unisex (which DOESN'T mean you can get two people in it) garment-dyed heavyweight tee is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. Hey! It's a tea, T-shirt!! Get it?!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Can be worn whilst drinking heavily caffeinated or sissy herbals... (:- )

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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Ain't it the truth? Who knows. Perhaps if you wear this when you're in a tea shop, enjoying a great book ("The Melancholy Samurai"/"Naked Came The Novelist") you'll bump into, if not your life's soulmate, than a lonely billionaire who's looking to adopt. Thick (the T-shirt, not you), super soft and breathable unisex (which DOESN'T mean you can get two people in it) garment-dyed heavyweight tee is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. Hey! It's a tea, T-shirt!! Get it?!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Can be worn whilst drinking heavily caffeinated or sissy herbals... (:- )

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.